one time this kid in front ensemble fell asleep face down on the turf

as a matter of fact, i have printed out ten ways to induce labor. and i’m thinking we just do the opposite of those things and we can slow down your labor…

Rolla High School Color Guard

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First 2 month of season: nearly perfect. No set-backs. Minimal rain cancellations. Show learned quickly. High moral.

Week before first competition: cops called on noise complaints, lose 40 minutes of practice every morning, evening rehearsal gets set back because of “surprise” football game, assistant director’s appendix ruptures and is hospitalized.
We won’t give up though.

True story about The Struggle.

This makes me very very anxious